True Love in the Mental Hospital.....


Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged: since you were able
to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving a life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound
mindedness.

The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his belt
in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's
dead."

Edna replied, "Oh, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry. How
soon
can I go home? "

That's the kinda stuff we deal with all the time around here.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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