josh hartnett from pearl harbor used to come into my coffee shop last winter. pretty bad tipper, only 35 cents, but at least he put down his cell phone when he came to the counter.
bill clinton at least tipped 2 bucks for his small decaf when he came in last week. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i'm not kidding, either.

bill at jack's. click on the pics for more info. the drawings behind him in the lower picture were done by one of my co-workers.