I have a bench of sentence the trunk could say :
"A granny hits harder than you !",
"If I were you I would turn left now" & "I told you not to turn left...",
"You call that a bargain? I personally call it scam",
"Yeah I too would question my sanity if I I talked to my underwear"
"Weresheep?! Weresheep?!! Who's stupid enough to believe in that?!

"-Oh that's fullmoon, cuttie cuttie sheep
-baaaaaaOOOOORGH"
***Sprotch***

Weresheeps will rule the world (At least one night every 29 days)