Larian Studios Forums General Chat Worst Movie Ever...........

josh hartnett from pearl harbor used to come into my coffee shop last winter. pretty bad tipper, only 35 cents, but at least he put down his cell phone when he came to the counter.
bill clinton at least tipped 2 bucks for his small decaf when he came in last week. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

i'm not kidding, either.

bill at jack's. click on the pics for more info. the drawings behind him in the lower picture were done by one of my co-workers.

Moulin Rouge was a GREAT film !!!

Ah, good old Bill. Gone are the days when you could just laugh at the president... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/disagree.gif" alt="" />

Here is a link to the summary at imdb, one of my favorite websites:

http://us.imdb.com/Plot?0104782

And believe me, it's worse then it sounds. You will never eat liver again if you watch (if indeed you ate it before!).



Well, I fully realize that the critics agree with you. But I thought it was a trivial piece of crap. The only thing I liked about it was John Leguizamo's portrayal of Toulouse Lautrec. Perhaps my opinion was influenced by all the wonderful reviews. I expected so much, and was severely disappointed. But to each his own.

Branwyn

I'm going to say 15 Minutes. There's about that much storyline packed into the 90+ minutes. It's the only movie I've ever walked out of. We were 75 minutes into it and one of the main plotlines hadn't started yet!

Umm... I liked 15 minutes.

Worst actors:
- Leonardo Di Caprio
- Nicolas Cage (I H-A-T-E him)
For some reason, even if I am not a big fan of Keanu Reeves, I like the movies where he played: Matrix, Devil's Avocate, that movie about the french count (forgot the name)... AH! Dangerous Liaisons!

Worst movies:
- SW: Episode 1
- All those teenage horror/triller movies like Resident Evil, Final Destination...
- Recent Bond movies
- American war movies with the exeption of "Blackhawk Down" and "Saving Private Ryan". Maybe "Apocalypse Now!" too, I liked that movie.

Actually I can't say "worst movies ever". There are many bad movies but none was THAT bad. BTW, visit this site for some funny reviews (at least IMHO).


-Note- Due to my numerous moodswings, I do not take responsibility for anything I just said. The names are propriety of their owners. No pets were harmed during this review. Bla-bla-bla, yadda-yadda-yadda

@deathAtTheDoor: everything you find the worst is what I find the best.... except for the DiCaprio-thingy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/winkwink.gif" alt="" />

OK I know there are more bad movies out there than this...c'mon guys we havent even gotten into chick flicks yet.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

For example...

sleepless in seattle.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/down.gif" alt="" />

bad movie hm,mm invasion of the killer ants? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> old! very!

how about the original "the fly"? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
help me! help me! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

anything with antonio bandarass in it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspicion.gif" alt="" />

and anything related to buffy
:too bad we don't have a finger down your throat smily:

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Oh cmon mask of zorro was cool

Same for games ;0).
Maybe you are anti-me? Or maybe I am anti-you?
;0).

I liked Mask of Zorro...

So if you two ran into each other would you both cease to exist??? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/think.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />

or would one of them have to say "uncle" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />


sorry that one was "wide open" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

yet nother bad flick......murder at 1600

or the movie that was SO bad, i can hardly bring myself to type it's name.....

shallow hal. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />

oh, god, i was nearly reduced to tears of pain just thinking about it....

you are so right about that Worst Movie Ever thing! It's fun 2 see what other people like and dislike. My worst movie ever is Wayne's world! Remember? 2 ugly guys and a bunch of stupid blondes. Can it be worse? Of course 'deep blue sea' got also nothing special. That 2 is a ripp-off from all the Jaws movies. My favorite movies all time are for sure: The 'LOTR' Trilogy and 'Forrest Gump'.
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A very good contender for worst movie ever (and usually I'll only include a cinema released film, because aren't they all supposed to be good....aren't they?)

'Dude, Where's My Car!!'

I have never walked out on a film...but I was close to it watching that tripe.

Another contender...

'Paycheck' - Ben Crapflick...what a useless tosser of an 'actor'

'Van Helsing' - unadulterated pis$er of a movie...so disappointing.


ps....just a few days to the Return of the King EE.....whooo-hooo! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Basically all the movies hollywood has put out this year with a few minor exceptions. Seems like PG-13 is the standard these days.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/sleepey.gif" alt="" />

I honestly can't think of a good one and I've only been to the cinema maybe 10 times this year. Pretty shocking really. If I see another movie about great American 'heroes' I'll kill myself.

Oh, and 'National Treasure' = pants, moldy, poopy pants.... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

von helsing is a dissapointment indeed.
the only movie i was srpriced of was I-robot with will smith.
it had that matrix/terminator feeling into it.

next movie i'm going to watch is the incredibels. i have high hopes for that one.

“The Incredibles” was absolutely the best movie I have seen in quite some time.

It was a Great Movie!!!
A must see in my book!


Fafnir <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

I hate it when they make films out of books <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/memad.gif" alt="" />...

Übereil ( <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />)