So if I'm following along here, just so I'm sure I understand, you're playing a game with
* were-sheep
* talking rats
* fuzzy bunnies with attitude
* arthritic skeletons
* back-firing, disfunctional love potions
* wizards who prefer to be cats
* cats who prefer to be sailors
* integrated rock-paper-scissors as a plot mechanic
* desperately needy talking crabs, and melancholic giant oysters
* a boss named Pontius Pirate
* axe handles and occasional sword hilts the size of fence posts
* googly-eyed explodey suicide skeletons
* a Tapestry of Time watermarked "Stub" (I still miss that)
...and that's all well and good.
But you sneak by disguising yourself as a bush, and that's where you draw the line?
That's just not funny anymore?
All right, then. Carry on.
