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"New, from
Computer Support Services, the
Chin Tripod! Now you too can be a geek into the long hours of the night without fear of embaressment. No longer will you suddenly fall asleep on the keyboard, sending garbled messages to your friends and family, making them think you are a drunkard. The
Chin Tripod works by supporting the weight of your head above the desk, preventing it from moving should you lose conciousness. Tests have proven a 95% success rate at keeping the head in place, and a 100% success at preventing the head from coming in contact with the keyboard. The
Chin Tripod is available from all disreputable black markets."
"The
Chin Tripod is a regestered patent of
Computer Support Services. Copy it and we'll sue your pants off."
