This game is nearly unplayable because of the movement speed.
For those who say they like it this slow - do you feel the same way about using dial-up instead of DSL? You know, waiting ten minutes for a picture to load makes me feel the authenticity of the download. The hyper-slowness help keep me from running into malware because my spyware programs have so much time to do their jobs.
That's just ridiculous and so is this game as it currently stands.
The only thing ridiculous is that analogy. What does appreciating a movement speed that isn't comically fast have to do with your example? What you mean to say is that you're simply impatient. Fortunately there are mods available to help with that.