Yeah, no, I'd take a vacation too.
And Morgoth, I've tried several of those things. The other issue is that I'm running other games fine--Battlefield 4, Payday 2, Borderlands 2, Diablo 3, etc. All of these games run beautifully. The only other game that gives me framerate issues is Torchlight 2, and that's another case of poor optimization.
