C'mon guys! You can be more creative than this!
try something like "You're her sister's aunt's brother's cousin's girlfriend's husband's mother's son" or something. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />
By the way is this guy <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/alien.gif" alt="" /> flipping me off?