There's even a "PC Gamer Update" on Steam that talks about how cool the new companions are, and how "The Bear and the Burglar update is free, and is available now!"

Honestly I think this comes down to a matter of how long it takes somebody to realize the error here, since nobody, anywhere, either on Steam or GOG seems to be able to download this content.

Generally, a notebook goes in your pocket, doesn't it? Give that notebook its own pocket. . . . in that pocket, put another notebook. . . .