Oh, Bean, I wouldn't ask for that. Just imagine: Your head is bumping against the ceiling all the time - you'll be chucked out of the Dwarven village - no Dwarven maiden would want to marry you...
Kiya
Pratchett described this sad fate about Carrot, didn't he? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
