I myself don't dabble in Coffee at all, like, at all :p I'm a terrible host : no alcohol, no coffee ! A chance nobody ever comes at my place.
That's one way to keep people from visiting. You do that on purpose, don't you? xD
What ! No ! Why would I ... Oh well who am I kidding. It's a bit of both =) And since my cats don't drink coffee either ( hint: they don't need it. Little shits. )
I knew it! You are out of luck if @LordW or I visit you though. We both know you are hiding tea somewhere in your house. You'll be forced to play host.
I think that we should plan a visit to France... what do you say?