You could describe how your party setup looks, and exactly how your face is getting wrecked?
HIS BILLION LACKIES MURDER THE SHIT OUT OF YOU - HOW'S THAT FOR AN EXPLANATION!?
If you send one guy in alone to trigger, they will die. If you send in people from either side to flank, one side gets blinded and dies and the other side dies.
If Alexander gets remotely close, you get one-shot and die.
The problem is that the other side all has a massive initiative lead and you can do nothing except try to recover from all the horrible crap which happens to you before you get to move.
