1. *Instructs Larian to hire Christopher Walken to do all the voice acting - both male and female parts.*
This, a million times this. No voice makes me think of the comestible qualities of cheese more than Christopher Walken. Every time I hear that accent, my tummy rumbles, and if the proper amount of NPCs are selling cheese, then they will need some way to motivate me into buying it. His voice would be just perfect for the task.
