They say that diamonds are a girls best friend.
"they" are wrong. Ice cream is a girls best friend. Its srs business. Girls are imo spot on in this matter. I have been to Italy and met the ice cream king.
...well, maybe not met him, but I ate what must have been the finest ice cream in his kingdom, stolen and then served to my unworthy taste buds.

Anyway stabby is really funny and a masterful weaver of straw men. They should let him have a TV show or something. ^^