Let's keep it polite, chaps.
I've also slightly lost track of who's saying what about two-handers but for the record I have one here (well, a hand-and-a-half to be pedantic) and even as someone who's neither particularly tall nor strong nor has any clue with a sword it actually feels quite handy and well-balanced. It weighs just shy of 3 lbs which is admittedly towards the light end but even a big hefty one wouldn't weigh more than a couple of kg or so. They're not especially big fearsome weapons, at least provided you're not on the receiving end.
