Larian Studios Forums General Chat BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!!!!!!!!

grom <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I thought this was about blonde jokes.....


What do you call a smart blonde.........a golden retreiver

FETCH !! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/delight.gif" alt="" />

heh only 1 click, and some scrolling down on that baldurs gate forum was enough.

guess you're not blond huh? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

always a good trick for blondies : (really works, tried it on several girlfriends <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> )

just say to them : "when i snap my fingers you wont remember anything about the little box" (and then snap your fingers)

she really wont get it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I don't think I get it... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

because your blond <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

I am actually.. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

knew it <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Oh I see! She says "what box?" and you say "exactly!"
Duh... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />
It takes a while to understand sometimes. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

no i dont give it to them that easily <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
i'll try to keep it up as long as possible : "you really dont remember?"
and then involve other friends who allready know it:

"he doesn't remember it"
"he really doesn't??"
"no.."
"remember what?!?"

standart stuff <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You actually ever convinced someone there was a box? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

ow lots of ppl <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
but mostly because they're drunk <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
and if it are really blond girls <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
a friend of mine managed to do it to a girlfriend of us to do it 3 times in a row (she wasn't drunk!!) and she fell for it every time <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Good grief. Stoned too? Or just drunk? <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

stoned will also do finely <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />