did any of you see or hear the skit where a comedy group makes fun of Dungeons and Dragons? There was a part were someone decided that they were at a bar, and he kept saying.
"am I getting drunk?"
till the dungeon master
"roll the dice, you got an 8 your getting drunk"
then the original person said
"and if there are girls there I want to do them"
It was hilarious and this town thing reminded me of that exchange. If you haven't heard it and you are familiar at least with the concept of D&D then I can try and find the link for you.

I think that we should have a rowdy night at the tavern.

And BTW, was I on the 'wanted' poster and what in gods name does an Imp use for a disguise? *imagines ET during halloween*