GOD: You have grown in power Godwoken, but you must ascend...
LOHSE: Excuse me, but do you have any gear?
GOD: ...uh, what?
LOHSE: Gear... armor, belts, amulets... that kind of stuff.
GOD: Well, I might... Wait! That's not important now!
LOHSE: Actually, it is. I've been wearing this same robe for days; it's not really working for me anymore.
SEBILLE: Honey! YOU should talk. These old shoes are killing me. If I have to walk through one more acid puddle...
LOHSE: Oh my! Those shoes ARE so-like... two-days-ago!
GOD: People focus! The fate of Rivellon...
IFAN: Dude, what size belt do you wear? Because I think yours will fit me perfectly! How much?
GOD: This is absurd. I give up! Let the void take you all!
THE RED PRINCE: He clearly doesn't understand you simply can't be seen in Rivellon wearing the same clothes day after day.
LOHSE: Hey, where did he go?
SEBILLE: Like who cares! I don't even think he had anything to sell.
LOHSE: Wasn't there a kid looking for his mom somewhere?
SEBILLE: Why? Do you think she sells clothes?
LOHSE: Maybe... it's worth a try. Let's find her!
THE RED PRINCE: By the way... do these leggings make my tail look big?
LOHSE: [pauses]
SEBILLE: [pauses]
IFAN: [pauses]... Uh, no... not at all.
I really do love the game (mostly after installing Baardvark's mod), but just couldn't resist posting this.
Last edited by NinthPlane; 03/10/17 02:45 PM. Reason: spelling and grammer
