1 comment, in order to make it a good story, we need to agree on one thing, are we going to do this in the fantasy world or real?
suggestion for another rule, for keeping this thread to get spammed, everyone should only reply 5 posts later than his/her previous.
I'll try but as I stated in 3 word story I see little chance for this to work, unless we get it moderated more freaquently.
Drink Up Ye Cider. 
