I take it you don't eat any kind of meat IRL at all? Cause it would be quite ironic if you got your tidy whities in a bunch over a virtual undead cat and then eaten a real animal for Xmas dinner.
But those don't count right? Unless it's cute, it's food. That's why there's no mention of cows or pigs.
P.S.: feel feel to analyse and criticise my "grammar, spelling and sentence structure".