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That's strangely appropriate. I think I'll use that one.

And I've passed your "salmonella in pastry crust" along to the chef at work as an entree idea for next week's menu. I can see it now with the little asterisk and "raccoon safe" footnote.

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I thought it was an admin spank or something, as though some poor slob had to wade through all this stuff with his/her virtual red pen. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ouch.gif" alt="" />