My patner stayed home sick today. When I got home she said that she wanted something healthy, like vegetables. I though "Hey, we've got some spare!" but then remembered that those were the ones that were garnishing the fried Space Weevil Kryten made for breakfast. Lister didn't want to eat the vegetables, so he gnawed on the fried Space Weevil instead. And since Lister and Kryten are all part of Red Dwarf, and not reality, I couldn't offer her said vegetables.
