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Ok this is bad so at least you are forewarned.

A lonely widow decides to advertise in the personal section of her local newspaper. The add reads "Lonely older woman seeking caring man. Must never walk out on me, must never beat me, must be able to satisfy me in bed". She gets many responses but none of them are what she is looking for. Finally one day there is a ring on the doorbell and she opens the door to see a man with no arms and no legs lying on the doormat. "Im here about your ad" he says. Dubious she asks "What makes you think you are the right man for me?". He replies "Well I have no legs so I can never walk out on you and I have no arms so I can never beat you". "How do I know you are you are good in bed?" Says the old widow "I rang the doorbell didnt I?" Says the man!