Two guys are playing golf.

One of them wants to smoke a sigar but realizes he's forgotten his lighter. No problem, the other guy has a Bic with him. The guy with the sigar looks surprised at the Bic, which measures about 12 inches.

"Where did you get a Bic of that size?"

"Well," the other guy says, "I have a genie in a bottle," and he shows him an old bottle.

"Hey that's cool, can I make a wish too?" The first guy asks.

"Yeah sure, here you go", the other guy says and lets him rub the bottle. The genie appears and the guy may do his wish.

"I'd like a 100 million bucks!" the guy says enthousiastically. The genie mumbles some magic words and disappears again into the bottle.

Nothing happens. The guy reaches in his pockets but there's nothing there...

Then suddenly the sky turns dark. Thousands and thousands of ducks appear from the horizon!

"What the f-" the first guy says.

"Oh right", the other guy says, "I forgot to mention this: the genie's a bit deaf. Did you really think I had wished for a 12 inch Bic?" <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

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