these are kinds stupid..but here it goes...

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />One day Silly Sally was walking through the forest when all of a sudden a man jumped out infront of her. "Take off all your clothes," he said. Silly Sally laughed and laughed..she knew her clothes would not fit him.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />Silly Sally was taking her nightly bath when suddenly a naked man jumped in the tub with her. Silly Sally laughed and laughed...she knew there was only one bar of soap.

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />"But Mommy, I hate Tommy's guts"
"Shut up and keep eating."

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" />"Mommy, I hate walking around in circles"
"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor."

The greatest thing you'll ever learn... Is just to love and be loved in return.