Hmm how about Belgian Jokes, I mean we are at risk ofcourse, but there are so many <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

Like "Why do all Belgian women have square n*pples?
so the babies get used to eating Pomme Frites !!
(french fries to everyone else, Barta excepted of course)

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