Why can you fit more Germans into a room?
They all have square heads.

Why don't Puerto Ricans in New York commit suicide?
You can't jump out of a basement window.

What is 3 miles long and goes 5 miles per hour?
A Mexican-American funeral procession with only one set of jumper cables.

Did you hear about the Scotsman who went around handing out money?
Neither did I.

Why should you take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
That way neither one will drink any of your beer.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Several. One to hold the bulb while the others drink until the room spins.

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?
Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
No don't change the bulb. I'll just sit here in the dark and suffer.

My apologies if I left any nationalities or religious groups out. Also this is meant in fun. I retract everything if I have offended anyone, and yes I have included my own ethnic background in at least one of the above jokes.

The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham