More ethnic jokes targeting nationalities not previously targeted.

What do you call it when an Italian has one arm a lot shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What is the first thing an Eskimo child learns?
Don't eat yellow snow.

Why do Texans bend up the sides of their cowboy hats?
So three of them can fit inside the cab of a pickup truck.

How can you tell if a house is owned by folks from Alabama?
If the porch collapses it kills more than three dogs.

What was unusual about The Holy Roman Empire?
It was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire.


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham