Erap was just elected president & one of the news reporters goes up to talk to him.

The reporter ask, "Oh congratulations on your victory as a president, now that your president do you plan to dye you hair?

Erap replied, "No my hair is always alive" hahahahah!!!




It is said that there is a magic mirror in Malacañang that slaps anybody who tells a lie.

Sen. Juan Flavier passed by the mirror and said "I think I'm tall," and the mirror slapped him.

Then came Vice President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. "I think I'm the prettiest woman in the Cabinet," and the mirror slapped her.

Then passed President Erap and said "I think . . .," and the mirror slapped him



Shortage of parachutes


A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.

The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.

The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the blonde took one and jumped.

The pope told the brunette to take the last one.

The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes left! The blonde took my backpack!"



One wish to each


Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp.

After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you."

The first said, "I wish I were smarter."

So, she became a redhead.

The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than she is."

She became a brunette.

The third blond ordered, "I wish I were smarter than both of them!"

So, she became a man.

Rice or Roni Crew