My favourite joke
two parrots were sitting on a perch. one said to the other can you smell fish.

a joke for those like me who hate art.
how many surealists does it take to change a light bulb?
orange

Another light bulb joke
how many dirty stinking apes does it take to change a light bulb?
50. 1 to change the light bulb the other 49 to throw sh*t at each other.

shortens
a man walks into a bar. ouch.

two men walk into a building. you would have thought one of them had seen it.