Here's a smile for you:


Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening,
the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me
terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse
the pharmacist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him,
"Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.
I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be
damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys
inside.
I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little
too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from
the store I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store, there
was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the
store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the
time the darn phone was ringing its head off.
Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make
change, and they spilled all over the floor.
I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still
ringing - when I came up, I cracked my head on the open cash
drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with
a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor
and broke.
The phone is still ringing with no let up, I finally got
back to answer it." The pharmacist continues,
"It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer!!"






"Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!!!"

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"