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2 Guys are standing at the bar having a pint (cider to you Spick) discussing women, one guy says "hey do you like women with Varicose veins?"
the other guy "nah cant standthat at all"
the first guy says "do you like women with droopy boobs?"
the second guy answers" Ooh yuck NO!"
the first guy asks "So what the hell are you going to bed with my wife for?"

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Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"