the captain says to the crew,
((who BTW have been at sea for weeks and weeks))....
"Listen up mateys"...."i've some good news and some bad news"....
"first the good news"....
the crew listens intently.....
"every man aboard this ship gets a change of underwear".... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/up.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

the crew goes wild with cheers and applause...... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/party.gif" alt="" />

"now the bad news"
as he starts pointing his finger at the various crewmembers....
...."you change with him", "and you change with him",
"you change with him".... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ROFL.gif" alt="" />

<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif" alt="" />

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