A man was captured by cannibals. Daily they inserted a thorn into his veins, removed and drank a portion of his blood. After 1 year he said to them, "Kill me and eat me if you like, but I'm tired of getting stuck for the drinks."

Cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny.


The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham