Male or Female?

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender, but in fact they do.
For example...

1) Ziploc Bags --
They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers --
They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tires --
Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon --
Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it. And of course there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges --
Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page --
Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway --
Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass --
Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer --
Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control --
Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, let's him feel like he's in control, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps on trying.


The greatest thing you'll ever learn... Is just to love and be loved in return.