Question:
why a rabbit?

Answer:
because behind a tree
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Question:
what's the difference between a dead bird?

Answer:
the one on the left has a broken leg.
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Question:
how does a cow catch a rabbit?

Answer:
it stands behind a tree and acts like a carrot.
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Question:
how do you get 15 chickens in a match box?

Answer:
you don't.
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Question:
why does a diver dive out of a boat backwards?

Answer:
cuz when he'd dive forward, he'd fall in the boat! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/silly.gif" alt="" />

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