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@Mea: I´m shocked... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/eek.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/biggrin.gif" alt="" />

And another religious one:

Father Martin is completely shocked. As he enters his church shortly after X-Mas the statue of the holy mary is missing. Next day also the statue of St. Joseph is stolen. He asks himself: "why should anyone steal the statues?, they are not worth it.."
So he hides himself in Church to investigate the situation. Shortly after he sees youg Ron running in Church, placing an envelope on the Altar and running away afterwards. As Father martin is too old to catch the young boy he opens the envelope and reads the letter inside.

"Dear Jesus! If you do not make sure that I´ll get better presents next X-Mas you´ll never see your parents again!"


that's cute

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