I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a dam cop writing out a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil-d*cked nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse Manure.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote. I didn't give a [nocando]. My car was parked around the
corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It's important at my age.

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