An unlucky woman that no luck whatsoever in men decided to start dating again. So she placed an ad in the paper stating:

wmn sk guy,
does nt drink, run or hit, is gd in bed.

several days go by and she's still waiting for a reply.
When she decides her ad was impossible and no such men exist the door bel rings
she asks truogh the "doorphone"
With whom do I speak?
- I've read your ad in the paper
Do you drink?
- No
Do you hit women?
- No
How can I be sure?
- I have no arms.
Do you intend to run away?
- No
Why should I believe you?
- I have no legs.
Then how good are you in bed?
- Lady, how do you think I reached the doorbell?





It's one of these days...