WhatLews said. Also it is a pun on the term "itchy trigger finger."

One famous philosopher's dad had a lame horse so when they wen for a stroll they always put Decartes (the cart) before the horse.
On another occasion they asked Rene if it bothered him. He said, "I think not," and disappeared.

Another philosopher was asked if he liked a certain girl. He replied, "Heidigger." (I dig her.)




The question is not, Can they reason? nor, Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
~Jeremy Bentham