Subject: Titanic or Clinton






PROBLEM: Two videos are for sale. Which to buy? The Titanic video or the Clinton video?

Titanic: $9.99 on Internet
Clinton: $9.99 on Internet

Titanic: Over 3 hours long
Clinton: Over 3 hours long

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
Clinton: Bill is a [nocando] artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
Clinton: Let's not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack [nocando]

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary, basically the same thing

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