hehe funny @Dragh! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Ok 2 stupid jokes,
The first one CAN be funny in CERTAIN situations (with lots of booze)

- Two penguins are sitting on a fridge.
Says the first penguin: "hey! I have a fantastic idea. Can I push you off the fridge?
Says the other one: "No!"

-An young Dutch man an his father are looking from the seashore in to the open sea.
The little boy points to a directing and says: “look father what’s that?”
That, my son, is a boat.
Minutes go bye.
Suddenly the boy points to a direction and says: “look father what’s that?”
That my son, Is a boat.
Minutes go bye.
Suddenly the boy points to a direction and says: “look father what’s that?”
That my son, Is a HOOVERCRAFT
Huh? And how do you spell that, father,
H-O-O-V…..H-O-E-V…H-O-A-V
Oh no my mistake, it’s also a boat!

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