Subject: [color:"#33cc33"]Best Dear John Letter Ever [/color]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear
John"letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:
...
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The
distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have
cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to
either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wave.gif" alt="" />
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The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of
Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he
had collected from his buddies.
There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fu** you are.
Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to
me.
Take Care, Ricky <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/stupid.gif" alt="" />

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