A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip.
She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport.
In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling her passport application.
The passport official looks over her shoulder and sees the blonde trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers
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