A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad,
what is the difference between potentially and
realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford
for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a
million dollars. Come back and tell me
what you learn from that. "

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars? "The
mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really
use that money to fix up the house and send you kids
to a great college! "

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? " The girl
replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep
with him for nothing, are you nuts?

"The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars? "Of
course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a
million could buy? "

The boy pondered that for a few days then went back to
his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between potentially and realistically?

"The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're
sitting on three million dollars, but realistically,
we're living with two sluts and a queer."

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"