2 old ladies are gossiping on the cnr of the local street

Marg;
did you hear that Elsie and John still have it on every week? and they are both in there 80's now

Ethel;
really how do they keep up?

Marg;
well you know when the bell tower rings at midnight, John uses that as a rhytm to his err actions. you know Ding ..... ding .... ding .... ding ..... ding .... ding .... ding .... ding .... ding .... ding .... ding .... ding ....

Two weeks later same cnr same old Ladies

Marg;
did you hear that Old John died of a heart attack?
Ethel;
Goodnes no, how did it happen?

Marg;
well you know how I told you about the Bell Tower and midnight? well apparently just before midnight last week a fire broke out nearby and the fire engine came past Elsies and Johns house, dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


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