Pat and Shamus were standing outside the pub and desperate for a pint or two but they didn't have a lot of money.
Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 pence.
Pat said 'Hang on, I have an idea.
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy?
Now we don't have any money left at all'.
Pat replied 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guiness and two glasses of Jamieson whiskey.
Shamus said 'Now you've done it.
Do you know how much trouble we will be in we haven't got any money!!'
Pat replied, with a smile 'Don't worry, I have a plan -cheers!'
They downed their drinks.
Pat said 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
They went through with the plan, the barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out of the pub.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Pat - I don't think I can do any more 'this. I'm pissed and me knees are killin' me!'
Pat said 'How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub!

Mea Culpa's Demesne Note; artwork for Avatar courtesy of NWN and CEP Old Elven Saying: "Never say Never if you're gonna live forever!!!" "I didn't do it, it wasn't my fault"