*shivers* Nasty...

Übereil

PS I got one <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />:

There are three Turkish emigrants (pretty old story) sitting by the Swedish immigration Board, seeking Swedish membership. They're supposed to be called into a little room and answer some questions, and they'll know if they were granted Swedish membership.

Anyway, the first guy were called in. And the guy who asked alöl the questons asked him:
"How long have you lived in Sweden" and the Turkish emmigrant answered:
"One year". Then the guy said:
"I'm sorry, I can't grant you Swedish membership". And the Turkish emmigrant leaved...

Outside, the other two asked him:
"How did it go? How did it go?" And the second guy looked sad and said:
"Decline" and the other two said:
"Ah, that's too bad, better luck next time" and stuff like that.

The second guy were called in. And the guy who asked all the questons (the same guy, since it was the same room)asked him:
"How long have you lived in Sweden" and the Turkish emmigrant answered:
"Two years". Then the guy said:
"I'm sorry, I can't grant you Swedish membership". And the Turkish emmigrant leaved...

Outside, the other two asked him:
"How did it go? How did it go?" And the first guy looked sad and said:
"Decline" and the other two said:
"Ah, that's too bad, better luck next time" and stuff like that. (Ctrl C, Ctrl V...)

The it was the third guy who were called in. And the guy who asked all the questons (still, same guy, same room) asked him:
"How long have you lived in Sweden" and the Turkish emmigrant answered:
"Three years". Then the guy said, looking glad:
"Congratulations, you are now a Swedish sitizent". And the ex-Turk emigrant leaved, and looked happy.

Outside, the other two asked him:
"How did it go? How did it go?" And the third guy looked mean and said:
"I don't speak to you, bloody Turks".

DS

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