Or how about this one:




There was a young fellow named Cager
Who, as a result of a wager,
Consented to fart
The whole oboe part
Of Mozart's Quartet in F major.

So the fiddlers started to play
With Cager a-farting away
When to his despair
He ran out of air
At the upbeat to four after "A"

To Cager this was quite a bummer.
His bung was really a hummer.
Imagine his glee
When he found out that he
Had been farting the wrong Koechel number.


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